Man In $5,000 Seats At The Lakers Game Has A Battle For The Ages With His Ranch Dressing

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There comes a time in every man’s life when he reaches a cross-roads. A moment where everything you’ve ever known is questioned. And we got to witness it first hand last night when a man faced off against ranch dressing from a $5,000 courtside seat.

First, he realized something was a bit off. A bit wonky. So he gave it the ol’ sniff test.

Yes, his instincts were correct. Something is off, he wasn’t just imagining it.

But his hands were tied. Those chicken tenders needed a condiment. So skeptically but heroically he journeyed on….

…against all odds took a bite…..

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and……

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OH NO!!!!!!!!

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OH GOD NO!

Brutal. Just brutal. Just goes to show, doesn’t matter how much you spend on your seats, if the ranch isn’t good, your night is ruined. Just ruined!